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i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me
everything about this screams fedora
oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god
oh my fuck
LOLLLLLLL
(also way to ignore the existence of women who are tattoo artists you misogynist asswipe)
What if I cut your dick off??
Further evidence that men are possessive man-children who need to be coddled and catered to because if their fragile egos are shattered, they become intolerable assholes
This is just fucking unbelievable, even for a neckbeard.
I’d also like to point out the usual misogynist ASS-umption that he speaks for all men, most commonly seen in discussions of rape. Men who aren’t narcissistic, entitled douchebags don’t necessarily find tats unattractive on women, not that it should matter to whether a woman gets one or not.
(Ever see some asshole claim that tats on a woman are like “graffiti on a beautiful building”? It’s a telling metaphor: Graffiti, of course, is something put on a building by a person who is not the owner. A former friend who said such a thing blew up at me when I pointed it out to him. Boo hoo.)
I will wear whatever the fuck I damn well please in front of my boyfriend AND/or husband and/or girlfriend and/or partner of another gender. Jewelry? Sure. Paddle marks? Sure. Tattoos? Sure. ANYTHING I WANT. Up to and including the glittering semen of flying unicorns if that is what I have decided shall please me that day.
Because my body is mine. And someone else getting possessive of it when it is not theirs is about the least appealing thing I can think of.
So if getting a tattoo causes whiny-ass titty-babies like this damp fuckrag to avoid me, so much the better.
And any man I carry on with had better be man enough to take watching me fuck other people in front of him, or I’m not fucking interested. Because that is how I fuckin’ roll. I have no time for the petty jealousy of overgrown man-children in need of an emotional diaper change. I’m busy having my own life and not catering to the needs of some thumb-sucking infant still lugging around his mother’s shriveled placenta like a security blanket.
Suck used horse cunt, you dribbling little prick. You don’t like chicks with tattoos? You don’t even deserve to drink my steaming piss. The fuck makes you think I care about your opinion? I’d sincerely, 100% not lying, sooner fuck a dog.
DOGS EVENTUALLY QUIT WHINING.
I read this whole blog post yesterday, located here: http://karamazov1989.wordpress.com/2013/02/23/tattoos-and-other-easy-ways-to-ruin-your-body
It’s pretty appalling. But the more I read and the more comments I read, it became funnier and funnier. Also note that he deletes comments that he doesn’t like from this post and really only keeps the one he agrees with or are funny to him.
The good news: he is stuck in his ignorant ways and will probably remain in that dark, empty box of shallowness his whole life.
The better news: My body is my business and no ones opinion will change my value as a human being.
Disney Villain Faceswaps
GODDAMN IT!!! *claws at eyes*
Is nobody going to point out that Shan Mulan looks like grumpy cat?
Uncanny.
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tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
oh my god my blog is now complete
i think every fitblr needs this on their blog lol
OMG I forgot about Ridiculously Photogenic Guy!!!
I think the two girls in front of him look better. Check out those bad ass running faces.
Why Society Still Needs Feminism
Because to men, a key is a device to open something. For women, it’s a weapon we hold between our fingers when we’re walking alone at night.
Because the biggest insult for a guy is to be called a “pussy,” a “little bitch” or a “girl.” From here on out, being called a “pussy” is an effing badge of honor.
Because last month, my politics professor asked the class if women should have equal representation in the Supreme Court, and only three out of 42 people raised their hands.
Because rape jokes are still a thing.
Because despite being equally broke college kids, guys are still expected to pay for dates, drinks and flowers.
Because as a legit student group, Campus Fellowship does not allow women to lead anything involving men. Look, I know Eve was dumb about the whole apple and snake thing, but I think we can agree having a vagina does not directly impact your ability to lead a
college organization.
Because it’s assumed that if you are nice to a girl, she owes you sex — therefore, if she turns you down, she’s a bitch who’s put you in the “friend zone.” Sorry, bro, women are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Because only 29 percent of American women identify as feminist, and in the words of author Caitlin Moran, “What part of ‘liberation for women’ is not for you? Is it freedom to vote? The right not to be owned by the man you marry? The campaign for equal pay? Did all that good shit get on your nerves? Or were you just drunk at the time
of the survey?”
Because when people hear the term feminist, they honestly think of women burning bras. Dude, have you ever bought a bra? No one would burn them because they’re freaking
expensive.
Because Rush Limbaugh.
Because we now have a record number of women in the Senate … which is a measly 20 out of 100. Congrats, USA, we’ve gone up to 78th place for women’s political representation, still below China, Rwanda and Iraq.
Because recently I had a discussion with a couple of well-meaning Drake University guys, and they literally could not fathom how catcalling a woman walking down University Avenue is creepy and sexist.
Could. Not. Fathom.
Because on average, the tenured male professors at Drake make more than the tenured female professors.
Because more people on campus complain about chalked statistics regarding sexual assault than complain about the existence of sexual assault. Priorities? Have them.
Because 138 House Republicans voted against the Violence Against Women Act. All 138 felt it shouldn’t provide support for Native women, LGBT people or immigrant women. I’m kind of confused by this, because I thought LGBT people and women of color were also human beings.
Weird, right?
Because a girl was roofied last semester at a local campus bar, and I heard someone say they think she should have been more careful. Being drugged is her fault, not the fault of the person who put drugs in her drink?
Because Chris Brown beat Rihanna so badly she was hospitalized, yet he still has fans and bestselling songs and a tattoo of an abused woman on his neck.
Because out of 7 billion people on the planet, more than 1 billion women will be raped or beaten in their lifetimes. Women and girls have their clitorises cut out, acid thrown on them and broken bottles shoved up them as an act of war. Every second of every day. Every corner of the Earth.
Because the other day, another friend of mine told me she was raped, and I can no longer count on both my hands the number of friends who have told me they’ve been sexually assaulted. Words can’t express how scared I am that I’m getting used to this.
Because a brief survey of reality will tell you that we do not live in a world that values all people equally and that sucks in real, very scary ways. Because you know we live in a sexist world when an awesome thing with the name “feminism” has a weird connotation. Because if I have kids someday, I want my son to be able to have emotions and play dress up, and I want my daughter to climb trees and care more about what’s in her head than what’s on it. Because I don’t want her to carry keys between her fingers at night to
protect herself.
Because feminism is for everybody, and this is your official invitation.
what if instead of crying we just did different pitched farts depending on the level of sad we were
WHAT THE HELL LOL
You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.
BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ
5 blackberries
5 ice cubes
1 shot of bourbon
¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)
¼ cup cold club soda (optional)
Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.
Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone
We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com
Awesome.
I decided to enter ‘The Great Sheffield Art Show’ this year with the above artworks and I’m delighted to say that all six of my entrants were selected for the show. It’s an amazing event showcasing a fantastic mix of art for all tastes & I’m so pleased to be part of it.
I love me some good watercolor.
